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Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit An A to Z Lexicon of Empty, Enraging, and Just Plain Stupid Office Talk. von Beckwith, Lois (eBook)

  • Erscheinungsdatum: 14.02.2006
  • Verlag: Crown Publishing Group
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Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit

This caustically funny Websters of the workplace cuts to the true meaning of the inane argot spouted in cubicles and conference rooms across the land. At a price even an intern can afford and in a handy paperback format that wont weigh down your messenger bag or briefcase, The Dictionary of Corporate Bullshit is a hilarious guide to the smoke-screen terms and passive-aggressive phrases we traffic in every day. Each entry begins with a straight definition followed by a series of alternative meanings that are, of course, what is really meant.Take, for example, the widely used, seemingly innocuous term brainstorming:1. to generate ideas as a group in an accepting environment and in a free-form manner2. a supposedly relaxed forum in which no idea is a bad idea that is, until you generate a bad idea and are met with uncomfortable silence/looks that suggest you are retarded or really uncool/the feeling that you are about to be firedBeyond deciphering corporate commonplaces, youll learn the PC term for secret Santa (Holiday Harry), why the Blackberry is most commonly referred to as a Crackberry due to its highly addictive nature, and that when a co-worker says Have a good night, they really mean: this meaningless, seemingly interminable exchange of small talk is now over. I am no longer speaking to you, and will now flee this awkward social situation. Dont even think of asking which way Im walking.Just remember to read this only at COB (close of business) to avoid being busted (caught idling by your boss).From the Trade Paperback edition.


    Format: ePUB
    Kopierschutz: AdobeDRM
    Erscheinungsdatum: 14.02.2006
    Sprache: Englisch
    ISBN: 9780767923996
    Verlag: Crown Publishing Group
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