The Men of Match
The Men of Match
- CHAPTER ONE -
Who Are The Men of Match?
I love the following actual introductory emails. Some of them are funny and others you find yourself thinking: You can't find a Match... Go Figure! I have to wonder who the Match Men are
...In Their Own Words (typos and all):
Didn't you know ......that all men are imposters for the first two weeks of a relationship? Eventually you'll come to find us out, and who we really are .
So who wouldn't want to meet a man who claims to be an imposter from the start?
Here I am: please find me! I'm trying this again. I've had some good luck, with Match.com, and even had a relationship for a while, but it just couldn't go the distance. I would love to find the right girl, and with luck, be the right guy for her.
I need to tell you that the photos in my profile are a couple of years old. Since they were taken I have gained 70 lbs., gone completely bald, gotten several facial tattoos and piercings and developed a strange and annoying limp. Other than that, I haven't changed a bit! How about you?
My mach huh.... Who knows I haven't found anyone to put up with me yet. Been single all my life. Had long relationships but they all ran thare course.
Boy Scout meets mercenary... .a true and loyal friend and a ruthless enemy. Faithful lover with a quick disconnect if not happy. A Templar Knight in a modern world...saving the good and, well, not very tolerant of the bad.
Love Bends The Mind! (What more can anyone say about love?)
Subject: How to capture the attention...of a beautiful woman from the computer...
Hmmm...quite the challenge. And you probably only get one shot at making that first impression so absolutely no pressure...right! :) Well here goes. When I saw your profile I stopped immediately- you have very pretty engaging eyes. And are a stunningly attractive woman. So my attention was caught. Then I read your profile and it was very well written (you have no idea) and evidenced a very intelligent educated lady. Then I learned how successful and passionate you are about your career and interests- and as a former professional athlete (golf does that count?) I was very impressed. I very much appreciate a woman with varied interests who is well balanced-and that seems to be incredibly difficult to find. So after reading your profile-twice! Lol...I felt compelled to introduce myself. My name is Brett. I am a successful professional who is very athletic passionate fit fun and genuine (my PR guy keeps pushing me to be immodest! :)
So to recap-fun passionate good guy is very intrigued by a beautiful successful fit diverse woman- takes a chance and says hello. Now he sits on pins and needles seeing if she replies favorably! If this does nothing more than put the smallest smile on your face I just had a good day and you should definitely e-mail me back! Have a fantastic day.
Subject: Nice Profile!
You look great too. Most of the women on here look like they just got out of prison for murdering their husband while on crack...a French fry short of being a Happy Meal. Hope you are doing well. I started this ride with the somewhat reserved hope that I might meet someone in Savannah. Then, I added 10 miles, then 25, 50, 100...now 200. I am about to throw the towel in and bag it. However...my search mileage criteria has increased with the size of asses and deplorable women that respond on here. Why is it that all the good looking girls live a ways away and the lab rats seem to be closer. Just a thought. I wonder if it's the same for the girls, or is it a match.com scam that keeps you searching...and paying.
Avast Me Lass! OK Ms Youthful, confident, sexy great package, what's the catch?